Houseplants, honestly graded

Plants that survive the bus ride and the beginner

Every plant is labelled with its true difficulty — from 'immortal' to 'diva' — and shipped in packaging we tested by throwing it downstairs. Green thumbs optional.

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Graded by us, proven by customers with radiators.

The promise

30 days of not-dead, guaranteed

Follow the care card and your plant will thrive for at least thirty days or we replace it free. The card is three lines long — light, water, warning sign — because plant care shouldn't need a degree. Nine years in, we've replaced forty-one plants and made several thousand friends.

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Free Bristol delivery over £40. Plants arrive named, graded and slightly smug.

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